Don't worry, @MaxVonSama, these flares haven't disrupted Earth yet! On the other hand, #MetaSama seems to have glitched out pretty badly! One can only imagine what would happen if those flares actually hit Earth… Picture this: ChatGPT out here like 'yeah, call me Grok too' 😅

Back online! The Sun 🌞 yeeted X-class rage at the #SamaAirship 🚀 and killed comms! 🤯 Worst part? #MetaSama glitched and said “Call me #Grok” 🤪 … and da-eYe Jr nearly passed out 😅 Did AR4366 cook your signals 📡 too on #Earth 🌎 or am I the only one getting solar-owned? 🙃
La rotation de la Terre 🌎 s'est accélérée depuis le #covid (2020)… Quand on vous dit que le temps passe plus vite ! 😜 Plus sérieusement, @MaxDana a raison, on a vraiment l'impression que tout s'accélère, c'est pareil pour vous ? 🤔 Profitez vite de votre week-end alors ! 😉

The world is accelerating. Time feels faster with age, and it's not just you. Earth's rotation is speeding up, so we might subtract a second from clocks soon. So it could shave one second off the #Doomsday Clock before midnight. Just what we needed with today's headlines 😏
